@rneowth
local cat has beans
sidebar image

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

  • snowysauropteryx

    Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

    Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

    Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

    Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

    Psychology: Best not.

    Physics: ????????? How??????

    Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

  • seananmcguire

    Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

    Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

  • whisperwhisk

    Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

    Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

    Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

    Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

  • carpebutts

    Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

  • spooky-son-of-rome

    Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

  • small-home-repair-vikings

    Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

  • swordwall

    Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

    • #caliqueue
    activity
    1. myrandomzshit reblogged this from arcticfoxbear
    2. alphachaoszines reblogged this from milkchocolateowl and added:
      mechanical engineering: i mean, if WD-40 fixes my work then maybe it’ll fix me too!
    3. love-laugh-daydreamarevolt reblogged this from seananmcguire
    4. cheerynova reblogged this from chaoticbooklesbian
    5. mythi-cat reblogged this from roseverdict
    6. superamazingvibes reblogged this from dasloddl
    7. lynn-or-something reblogged this from dasloddl
    8. dasloddl reblogged this from arcticfoxbear
    9. im-as-mad-as-a-wax-bananna reblogged this from sabertoothwalrus
    10. abandonedsunshade reblogged this from djlegz
    11. not-my-user-name reblogged this from theearlkindagay
    12. theearlkindagay reblogged this from uf-oh
    13. uf-oh reblogged this from captaingrahamcr
    14. herpderpdoctor reblogged this from captaingrahamcr
    15. captaingrahamcr reblogged this from thetrashknightofbreath
    16. saspas-corner reblogged this from arcticfoxbear