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Things French parents say to their kids

  • nope-not-true

    When we forget to turn off a light:
    C’est pas Versailles ici !
    Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

    When we stand between them and something they want to see:
    Et ton père, il est vitrier ?
    Is your father a glazier?

  • nous-les-cancres

    When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet
    Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain !
    Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

  • jadisjavaisuncoeur

    What’s for dinner ?
    Des caillous.
    Pebbles.

    When you lie too obviously :
    Et mon cul c’est du poulet.
    And my ass is made of chicken.

  • ewnor

    When you are in a bad mood :
    Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable.
    Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer

    When you are throwing a tantrum :
    Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins.
    Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

  • ambrena

    And the world wonders why we are so sassy.

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      @enaroholmes is this true?
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